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martincrieffskipper:

Bonjour mon nom est Martin du Crieff

[Hello my name is Martin du Creiff]

J’aime le pain et le fromage

[I enjoy bread and cheese]

mon arme de choix est un oeuf au fouet

[my weapon of choice is an egg whisk]

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booty-tycoon:

A GIVAEWAY! THATS IT REALLY!

uh i guess the rules:

• dont have to be following, but it would be appreciated
• uh reblog however many times you feel is appropriate
• NO SIDE BLOG THINGS to put your giveaways
• likes dont count
• you have to give me your address
• have your ask box open and somewhere fairly easy to find

what you WIN:

• a size LARGE zazzlepoetry shirt just like  in the picture it is exactly like that (this large is like really fuckin big btw)

on june 20th i will pick a winner probly with one of those random picker things and i will send the winner an ask. after like 24 hrs with no response i will pick a different winner so have your ask box OPEN and CHECK IT please and thank you. i will cover shipping but that means US only please cause shipping for this thing is expensive in the states as it is!! sorry :(

i think i covered everything lemme know if you have any questions

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pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

a-kid-from-your-school:

Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it can stunt your growth and effect your mental and emotional development. Give a hug.

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riddlemetom:

actual girl on fire in europe’s hunger games

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grrrenadine:

ta da

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hellolxsa:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

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